英语笑话 | 花了将近一个小时才找到另一名飞行员
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped and returned to the gate.
飞机沿着停机坪滑行，突然停下来，返回登机口。
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习近平在越南媒体发表署名文章（双语全文）
2023年12月12日，在赴河内对越南进行国事访问之际，中共中央总书记、国家主席习近平在越南《人民报》发表题为《构建具有战略意义的中越命运共同体 开启携手迈向现代化的新篇章》的署名文章。
伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Ass (2nd Fable)
The loud-mouthed boaster does not impress nor frighten those who know him.
短篇小说 | Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale
Baby Mills was a comfort to everybody about him. When he wanted candy and could not have it, he listened to reason, and contented himself without it.
英语笑话 | 我们会说我们只找到了两个
Two police officers found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the police station.
两名警察在街上发现了三枚手榴弹，决定将其带到警察局。
伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Ass
Do not resent the remarks of a fool. Ignore them.
短篇小说 | Does the Race of Man Love a Lord??
Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.
英语笑话 | 他会错过他的葬礼的
一位女士致电我所在的小型包裹承运公司，询问从新泽西州到加利福尼亚州的隔夜快递服务。
伊索寓言 | The Leap at Rhodes
Deeds count, not boasting words.
短篇小说 | Disgraceful Persecution Of A Boy
In San Francisco, the other day, "A well-dressed boy, on his way to Sunday-school, was arrested and thrown into the city prison for stoning Chinamen."
