短篇小说 | After-Dinner Speech
MR. CHAIRMAN AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: I thank you for the compliment which has just been tendered me, and to show my appreciation of it I will not afflict you with many words.
MR. CHAIRMAN AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: I thank you for the compliment which has just been tendered me, and to show my appreciation of it I will not afflict you with many words.
Those who try to deceive may expect to be paid in their own coin.
John Wagner, the oldest man in Buffalo--one hundred and four years old --recently walked a mile and a half in two weeks.
Do not try to do impossible things.
At General G----'s reception the other night, the most fashionably dressed lady was Mrs. G. C. She wore a pink satin dress, plain in front but with a good deal of rake to it--to the train, I mean; it was said to be two or three yards long.
It is easy and also contemptible to kick a man that is down.
Once upon a time an artist who had painted a small and very beautiful picture placed it so that he could see it in the mirror. He said, "This doubles the distance and softens it, and it is twice as lovely as it was before."
Do not grudge others what you cannot enjoy yourself.
Reverend Meza, Reverend Reck, I'm grateful for your generous invitation to state my views.
I take the following paragraph from an article in the Boston ADVERTISER:
Act in haste and repent at leisure—and often in pain.
Over a century ago Washington laid the corner stone of the Capitol in what was then little more than a tract of wooded wilderness here beside the Potomac. We now find it necessary to provide by great additional buildings for the business of the government.
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