英语笑话 | 你是怎么阻止你丈夫在俱乐部呆到很晚的?
“How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?”
“你是怎么阻止你丈夫在俱乐部呆到很晚的?”
“How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?”
“你是怎么阻止你丈夫在俱乐部呆到很晚的?”
Husband (angrily): What! No supper ready? This is the limit! I’m going to a restaurant.
丈夫(生气中):什么!晚饭还没准备好吗?这是极限了!我要去餐馆吃饭。
“My mother is such an alarmist!” complained the teenager.
“我妈妈真是个危言耸听的人!”这名少年抱怨道。
“That’s what I’ve been doing,”said Billy. “I take the sled doing downhill, and he takes it going up.”
“我一直就是这么做的,”比利说, “我拉雪橇下坡,他拉雪橇上坡。”
Milly: What are you doing?
米莉:你在做什么?
Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
教授:请说出两个代词。
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士:手术后你感觉怎么样?
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
邻居:昨晚我听到你家门前有很大的噪音。 你怎么了?
Mother: Kissing a man you just met! You never saw me doing that!
妈妈:亲吻一个你刚认识的男人! 你绝不会看到我这么做!
Two men were walking past each other at a railway station.
两个男人在火车站擦肩而过。
Teacher: Who can tell me something of importance that didn’t exist one hundred years ago?
老师:谁能告诉我一些一百年前不存在的重要事情?
Teacher: My children, remember this motto, ‘Give others more and leave for yourself less.’
老师:我的孩子们,记住这句格言:“多给别人,少给自己。”
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