英语笑话

On a long car trip, my husband and I were listening to a tape of the popular novel The Bridge of Madison County.
在一次长途汽车旅行中，我和丈夫听着流行小说《廊桥遗梦》的录音磁带。

They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.
他们要从塔顶将他们的手表扔下来，跑下楼梯，尽力在手表落地之前抓住。

Swimsuits have gotten smaller and smaller, so finding a modest one can be a real challenge.
泳衣变得越来越小，所以找到一件体面的泳衣真是一场挑战。

My brother Mike turned to my brother Doug and said, “You should enter!”
哥哥迈克转向弟弟多格说：“你应该参赛！”

One day my friend Steve and I were exploring the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
有一天，我和朋友斯蒂夫到美丽的落基山探险。

I asked her what sort of work she was planning to do in order to afford such a car.
我问她打算做什么工作来买这种车。

Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
两个小男孩正在一家美术店里看一张抽象画。

A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to Pearly Gates.
一名教师、一个小偷和一名律师都死了，他们一块到了天国门口。

“Why so?” someone asked.
“为何这样分?”有人问道。

“I just don’t understand my parents,” said a downcast college student to a friend.
“我真不明白我的父母亲。”一个灰心丧气的大学生对一位朋友说。

A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents.
一个年轻女人将未婚夫领到家里见她的父母亲。

Three friends arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time. As part of their orientation to heaven, St. Peter asks what kind of remarks they would most like to hear from their family and friends at their
funerals.
三个朋友同时到达了天国门，圣彼得问在他们的葬礼上最想听到家人和朋友说什么话。