英语笑话 | 你何不也那样做呢?

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A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
一对正在公园里散步的夫妇看到一对年轻男女坐在长椅上激情狂吻。

“Why don’t you do that?” said the wife.
“你何不也那样做呢?”他的妻子说。

“Honey,” replied her husband, “I don’t even know that woman!”
“亲爱的,”她的丈夫回答说,“我不认识那个女人呀!”