A dog walked into the Dodge City saloon and ordered a beer.
一条狗走进道奇城沙龙，点了一瓶啤酒。
The barkeep snickered, grabbed his gun and shot the dog in the foot. “Scram!” he snarled. “We don’t serve dogs in here!”
酒吧招待窃笑了一声，飞快地抓起枪，朝那条狗的爪上开了一枪。“滚！”那人狂叫道，“我们这里不招待狗！”
A week later, the dog came back, wearing his six guns. Limping up to the new man at the bar, he said, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
一周后，那条狗又回来了，身上挎着六支枪，一瘸一拐地走到新来的招待跟前说：“我要找那个用枪射我爪的人。”
