英语笑话 | 华盛顿实际上是得克萨斯州人

Few people know that George Washington was actually a Texan.
没有几个人知道乔治·华盛顿实际上是得克萨斯州人。

As a young boy, he used his bowie knife and chopped down his father’s favorite cherry tree.
小时候,他曾用博伊刀砍倒了他父亲最喜欢的樱桃树。

His father returned form a hard day of riding the range and demanded to know who had cut down his prized tree.
他的父亲劳累了一天从牧场回来,想要知道是谁砍了他珍爱的那棵树。

“Father,” said young George, “I cannot tell a lie. I chopped it down.”
“父亲,”小乔治说,“我不能撒谎。是我把它砍倒的。”

“That settles it,” said his father, “we’re moving to Virginia. With an attitude like that, you’ll never make it in Texas politics.”
“就这样定了,”他的父亲说,“我们要搬到弗吉尼亚州去。你用这样的态度在得州从政是决不会成功的。”