英语笑话 | 把我一天的账单也拿走吧

Burglars broke into a bank and found a lone teller trying to balance his books.
盗贼闯进一家银行，发现孤零零就一名出纳正在那里算账。

After forcing him to open the vault, they tied and gagged him. Quickly tossing all the cash into a duffel bag, they were about to leave when they heard the teller making noises through his gag.
强迫出纳打开保险柜后，他们将他绑起来，塞住他的嘴，飞快地将钱塞进包里。他们正要准备离开，突然听到出纳透过嘴里塞的东西发出了声音。

Curious, they loosened it and asked what he was trying to say.
他们感到好奇，就松开了他嘴里的东西，问他想要说什么。

“Take my daily balance sheet too,” he gasped.
“把我一天的账单也拿走吧，”他气喘吁吁地说，

“I’m short $700.”
“账上少了700 美元。”