Burglars broke into a bank and found a lone teller trying to balance his books.
After forcing him to open the vault, they tied and gagged him. Quickly tossing all the cash into a duffel bag, they were about to leave when they heard the teller making noises through his gag.
Curious, they loosened it and asked what he was trying to say.
“Take my daily balance sheet too,” he gasped.
“I’m short $700.”