伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Mouse
A kindness is never wasted.
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短篇小说 | Eve's Diary
ADAM: Wheresoever she was, THERE was Eden.
英语笑话 | 他有没有说过欠我400美元的事？
Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young woman wraps herself in towel and tells her husband it’s his turn to use the shower.
一天早上，一位美丽的年轻女子从淋浴间出来，用毛巾裹住自己，告诉丈夫现在轮到他洗澡了。
伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Gnat
The least of our enemies is often the most to be feared. Pride over a success should not throw us off our guard.
短篇小说 | English as She is Taught
Here is one where the phrase "publicans and sinners" has got mixed up in the child's mind with politics, and the result is a definition which takes one in a sudden and unexpected way:
英语笑话 | 花了将近一个小时才找到另一名飞行员
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped and returned to the gate.
飞机沿着停机坪滑行，突然停下来，返回登机口。
伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Ass (2nd Fable)
The loud-mouthed boaster does not impress nor frighten those who know him.
短篇小说 | Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale
Baby Mills was a comfort to everybody about him. When he wanted candy and could not have it, he listened to reason, and contented himself without it.
英语笑话 | 我们会说我们只找到了两个
Two police officers found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the police station.
两名警察在街上发现了三枚手榴弹，决定将其带到警察局。
伊索寓言 | The Lion and the Ass
Do not resent the remarks of a fool. Ignore them.
短篇小说 | Does the Race of Man Love a Lord??
Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.
英语笑话 | 他会错过他的葬礼的
一位女士致电我所在的小型包裹承运公司，询问从新泽西州到加利福尼亚州的隔夜快递服务。
