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“Ask your mother,” came the reply. “She puts everything away.”
“问你妈妈去，”他回答道，“她把东西都收起来了。

Two friends were out hunting and one was always bragging about what a good shot he was.
两个朋友外出打猎，其中一个总是夸耀自己的好枪法。

An American touring in the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit. An Arabian gazed at him in amazement.
一位美国游客正身着泳装在撒哈拉沙漠观光。一个阿拉伯人惊奇地看着他。

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
妈妈：今天放学后你为什么要被留下来，约翰尼？

“她管她的那只狗和她丈夫都叫同一个昵称，肯定会经常造成混乱的。”