英语笑话 | 看不懂温度计的妻子

2024年1月15日

One’s wife could not read the thermometer, but she took her husband’s temperature with it and gave a call to the doctor. 
某人的妻子看不懂体温计,但她用体温计量了量丈夫的体温,然后给医生打电话。

短篇小说 | My Debut as a Literary Person

2024年1月14日

I was in the islands to write letters for the weekly edition of the Sacramento 'Union,' a rich and influential daily journal which hadn't any use for them, but could afford to spend twenty dollars a week for nothing.