英语笑话 | 我妻子要生孩子了

A guy calls 911 in a panic. “My wife is having a baby! Her contractions are only one minute apart!”
一个人惊慌失措地拨打了911,说:”我妻子要生孩子了!她的宫缩间隔只有一分钟!”

“Calm down,” the 911 operator says. “Is this her first child?”
“冷静点,”911接线员说,“这是她的第一个孩子吗?”

“No, you idiot!” the guy shouts. “This is her husband!”
“不,你这个白痴!”那个人喊道,“这是她的丈夫!”