A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answers, “Well, God made Adam and Eve and then they had kids. So all mankind was made.”
Two days later the little girl asks her father the exact same question.
The father answers, “Many years ago, there were monkeys from which the entire human race evolved.”
The confused little girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said man developed from monkeys. Why do you have different stories?”
The mother answers, “Well, I was referring to my side of the family and your dad was talking about his side.”