A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn’t answer any of them.
老师问了一个学生很多问题，但这个学生却一个也答不上来。
The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.
于是，老师决定问一些非常简单的问题，以便他能答对几个。
“What was Bunker Hill?” she asked.
“邦克山是怎么回事？”她问。
The student thought for some time and then answered, “An airport?”
那个学生想了一会儿，然后回答道：“是飞机场吗？”
“No, it was a battle,” the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked, “Who was the first President of the United States?”
“不对，它是一次战役的发生地。”老师说。此刻，她有点儿生气了。但她竭力不表现出来，随后又问道：“谁是美国的第一任总统？”
The student though for a long time, but didn’t say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted, “ George Washington!”
那个学生想了好一阵子，还是答不上来。老师感到非常生气，大声吼道：“乔治·华盛顿！”
The student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
那个学生站起来，向自己的座位走去。
“Come back!” the teacher said. “I didn’t tell you to go.”
“回来！”老师说，“我还没让你走。”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the student said. “I thought you called the next student.”
“噢，对不起，”那个学生说，“我还以为你在喊下一个学生呢。”
