英语笑话 | 事情真的发生了变化

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A couple had been married for 50 years.
一对夫妇结婚已经50年。

“Things have really changed,” she said. “You used to sit very close to me.”
“事情真的发生了变化,”她说,“你过去经常坐得离我很近。”

“Well, I can remedy that,” he said, moving next to her on the couch.
“噢,这个我可以改正,”说着,他就挪动身子坐到了长沙发上她的身边。

“And you used to hold me tight.”
“而且你过去经常紧紧地抱着我。”

“How’s that?” he asked as he gave her a hug.
“你看这怎么样?”他一边问,一边拥抱着她。

“Do you remember you used to nudge my neck and nibble on my ear lobes?”
“你记得你过去经常用胳膊肘蹭我的脖子轻轻地咬我的耳垂吗?”

He jumped to his feet and left the room.
他跳起来,离开了房间。

“Where are you going?”
“你要到哪里去?”

“I’ll be right back,” he said. “ I’ve got to get my teeth!”
“我去去就来,”他说,“我得把牙取来!”