英语笑话 | 上个月我妻子和一名警察私奔了

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A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist.
一名公路巡警拦住一个超速行驶的摩托车手。

“Don’t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?” he demanded.
“难道你不知道警灯闪烁和警笛鸣响意味着什么吗?”他厉声问道。

“Yes, sir,” replied the driver.
“知道,先生。”司机回答说。

“Then why didn’t you pull over immediately?”
“那你为什么不马上停车?”

“I would have, officer,” the man said. “But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.”
“我本来想,”那人说,“但上个月我妻子和一名警察私奔了,我怕你把她送回来。”