英语笑话 | 现在她不会注意你了

Brian is single and good-looking, and he and I are just friends.
布赖恩单身一人，模样英俊，他和我是好朋友。

One sunny day while riding together in his sports car, we stopped at a red light and noticed an attractive blond girl at the wheel of a
red convertible.
一天风和日丽，我们坐进他的赛车兜风。碰到红灯，我们停住，注意到一个迷人的金发女郎坐在一辆红色篷车的方向盘边。

“Too bad I’m with you,” I teased Brian. “Now she won’t even notice you.”
“我和你在一块真是太糟了，”我和布赖恩开玩笑说，“现在她不会注意你了。”

Before I finished my sentence, Brian wordlessly reached over and flipped a lever.
还没等我说完，布赖恩一声不吭地探过身，将平衡杆打开。

Suddenly I found myself almost flat on the back, conveniently out of sight.
我突然发现自己几乎平躺在后边，离开了人们的视野。