英语笑话 | 两个男人在火车站擦肩而过

Two men were walking past each other at a railway station.
两个男人在火车站擦肩而过。

One said to the other, “Say, you’ve changed a lot. You used to be red and now it’s pale. You were thin, and now you’re fat. I can’t believe that it’s you, Mr. Smith.”
其中一个对另一个说:“啧啧,你变了很多。 原来你面色红润,现在却是苍白的。 以前很瘦,现在又胖了。 我简直不敢相信这是你,史密斯先生。”

The other man said, “But I’m not Mr. Smith.”
另一个人说:“但我不是史密斯先生。”

The first man said, “Well, you’ve changed your name, too!”
第一个人说:“好吧,你也改名字了!”