英语笑话 | 觉得我注定要从政

“My mother is such an alarmist!” complained the teenager.
“我妈妈真是个危言耸听的人！”这名少年抱怨道。

“One cough, and she thinks I have bronchitis. A headache, and she’s sure it’s a brain tumor. One little lie, and she thinks I’m destined for politics.”
“一咳嗽，她就认为我得了支气管炎。一头痛，她就肯定是脑瘤。一撒谎，她就觉得我注定要从政。”