Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
人们会承认叛变、谋杀、纵火、假牙或者是假发。而有几个人会承认他们没有幽默感呢？

——Frank Moore Colby, The Colby Essays
——弗兰克·莫尔