One day a college student of psychology asked his new college class. “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?”
一天，一位大学心理学教授在他新教的班上问：“你们中有谁认为自己很蠢，请站起来好吗？”

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
沉默了大约一分钟，一个小伙子站了起来。

“Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you’re a moron?” the professor asked.
“噢，那么先生，你好。这么说，你真认为自己是白痴吗？”教授问。

The kid replied, “No, sir, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”
年轻人答道：“不，先生，我只是不忍心看你一个人站着。”