A woman army driver, after a long drive arrived at her destination, a remote camp, at midnight. The sergeant on duty showed her where to leave the lorry, and then said, “Where will you sleep tonight?”
有一位军队的女司机开了很长的路，深夜才到达目的地——一个偏远的露营地。值班军士指示她在哪里停车，然后问：“今晚你睡在哪里？”

She said. “well, the only thing I could do is to sleep in the cab.”
她说：“噢，我惟一能做的就是睡在驾驶室里。”

The sergeant thought for a moment and said, “It’s a cold night, tell you what, you can have my bunk if you like, I’ll sleep on the floor.” The girl eagerly accepted the offer.
军士想了一下说：“晚上太冷了。告诉你吧，如果你愿意，可以睡我的铺，我睡地板。”女孩高兴地接受了这个建议。

After the girl turned in, she felt sorry for the sergeant sleeping there on the cold hard hard floor, and offered him to squeeze in alongside of her on the bunk.
女孩进屋后，觉得如果让军士睡在又冷又硬的地板上于心不忍，就让他在她旁边挤着睡。

Without much ado, the sergeant got in and then said, “Do you want to sleep single or
married?”
军士干脆地上了床，说：“你想按已婚方式还是按单身方式睡？”

The girl giggled and said, “It’s be nice if we slept ‘married’ don’t you?”
女孩格格笑着说：“已婚方式不错，你说呢？”

“Well okay, if that’s what you want, we’ll sleep ‘married’ then,” he said turning his back on her and going off to sleep.
“呃，不错，如果你想这样，我们就睡个‘已婚’觉吧。”说完，他背对着她倒头睡去。