Capricorns
摩羯座的人

First thing—every single morning—one of the secretaries in our office opened the newspaper and read everyone's horoscope aloud. “Mike,” said our boss finally, “you seem to be a normal, levelheaded person. Do you really believe in astrology?” “Of course not,” Mike answered. “You know how skeptical we Capricorns are.”

我们办公室里的一个秘书每天早上第一件事就是打开报纸，大声地朗读每一个人的星象。终于有一天我们的老板说：“麦克，你看上去是一个正常的、头脑冷静的人。你真的相信占星术吗？”麦克回答说：“当然不相信。你知道我们摩羯座的人是多么怀疑宗教教条的人。”