英语笑话 | 你从来没跟我说过你弟弟也叫杰里米
上大学时，我开始跟一个和父母亲住在家里的女孩约会。
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伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Old Rat
The wise do not let themselves be tricked a second time.
英语演讲 | Malcolm X: The Ballot or the Bullet
《选票还是子弹》（The Ballot or the Bullet）是美国黑人民权运动领导人物之一马尔科姆·艾克斯（Malcolm X）于1964年4月3日在种族平等委员会克利夫兰市举行研讨会上发表的著名演讲。
短篇小说 | About Play-Acting
I have a project to suggest. But first I will write a chapter of introduction.
英语笑话 | 这是他心灵的钥匙
在公共汽车上和一个女人闲聊时，我碰巧注意到她的脖子上的链子上挂了一把钥匙。
伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Fox
Common sense is always worth more than cunning.
短篇小说 | About Magnanimous-Incident Literature
All my life, from boyhood up, I have had the habit of reading a certain set of anecdotes, written in the quaint vein of The World's ingenious Fabulist, for the lesson they taught me and the pleasure they gave me.
英语笑话 | 姐姐从此约会再也没晚过点
爷爷过来和我们住在了一起，他总是热心地在家里帮忙，很快就成了我姐姐盖尔的好多对象的接待人。
伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Birds
Be wise and shun the quack.
短篇小说 | About Barbers
This barber fell down and died of apoplexy two hours later. I am waiting over a day for my revenge -- I am going to attend his funeral.
英语笑话 | 我把我爸爸的钻拿来了
他走进屋吃午饭时，将工具放在了外面，而当他回来时，却发现钻被人偷走了。
伊索寓言 | The Bundle of Sticks
In unity is strength.
