伊索寓言 | The Miller His Son and the Ass
If you try to please all, you please none.
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短篇小说 | Honored As A Curiosity
"Bless my life! Then who the mischief are you? what the mischief are you? and how the mischief did you get here? and where in thunder did you come from?"
英语笑话 | 她就会成为历史
As I walked into my history class one Monday morning, I suddenly realized that a big assingnment was due.
星期一早上，当我走进历史课时，我突然意识到一个大作业没有做。
伊索寓言 | The Milkmaid and Her Pail
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
短篇小说 | History Repeats Itself
The following I find in a Sandwich Island paper which some friend has sent me from that tranquil far-off retreat.
英语笑话 | 那个印刷者是谁？
The professor was delivering the final lecture of the term.
教授正在上本学期的最后一次课。
伊索寓言 | The Mice and the Weasels
Greatness has its penalties.
短篇小说 | Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again
DEAR CHING-FOO: We are far away at sea now; on our way to the beautiful Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. We shall soon be where all men are alike, and where sorrow is not known.
英语笑话 | 比谁的母亲更有能力
Two small boys were discussing the capabilities of their mothers, who were active club members.
两个小男孩正在讨论他们母亲的能力，他们的母亲是俱乐部的活跃成员。
伊索寓言 | The Man and the Satyr
The man who talks for both sides is not to be trusted by either.
