英语笑话 | 看不懂温度计的妻子

2024年1月15日

One’s wife could not read the thermometer, but she took her husband’s temperature with it and gave a call to the doctor. 
某人的妻子看不懂体温计,但她用体温计量了量丈夫的体温,然后给医生打电话。

短篇小说 | My Debut as a Literary Person

2024年1月14日

I was in the islands to write letters for the weekly edition of the Sacramento 'Union,' a rich and influential daily journal which hadn't any use for them, but could afford to spend twenty dollars a week for nothing.

短篇小说 | My Boyhood Dreams

2024年1月13日

The dreams of my boyhood? No, they have not been realised. For all who are old, there is something infinitely pathetic about the subject which you have chosen, for in no greyhead's case can it suggest any but one thing--disappointment.