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What are spider webs good for?
蜘蛛网对谁有用？

Should you eat your soup with your right hand or left hand?
你用右手喝汤还是左手喝汤？

How do you stop your dog from digging in the garden?
怎样使你的狗不在花园刨土？

How do you make a fisherman’s net?
怎样制作渔网？

How can you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样使患梦游病者不梦游？

What’s the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook?
蹦床和英语书有什么区别？

If a neighbor’s peacock laid an egg in your yard, whose egg would it be?
如果邻居家的雄孔雀在你的院子里下蛋了，这个蛋应该归谁？

What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
把超重的南瓜叫做什么？

Why does a man's hair become grey before his moustaches?
为什么男人的头发比胡子先变白？

一头饥饿的驴子被一条8英尺长的绳子系着，在大概30英尺远的地方有一篮子胡萝卜。这头驴子想要吃到胡萝卜。它该怎么做？

What do you call a dog with no legs?
你管一只没有腿的狗叫什么？

I unwrapped a lump of sugar and put it in my coffee. The sugardidn’t get wet. Why?
我打开一包糖，放进咖啡中。糖没有溶解，为什么？