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How do porcupines kiss each other?
豪猪怎样亲吻对方？

Why can’t a nose be twelve inches?
为什么鼻子不能有12英寸那么长？

What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
炸面圈对条形面包说什么？

Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
一位体重达135千克的拳击运动员在公交车上应该坐在哪儿？

How do you spell mousetrap?
怎样拼写“捕鼠器”？

Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?
为什么生活在纽约的人不能被埋葬在芝加哥？

If you call a sheep’s tail a leg, how many legs will he have?
如果你管羊的尾巴叫腿，那么羊有几条腿？

Why do we buy clothes?
我们为什么要买衣服？

Why did the ghost go to the astrologer?
为什么鬼去看占星者？

What did the Mama Ghost say to the little ghosts before they drove off in their car?
在即将开走的车里，鬼妈妈对小鬼们说了什么？

How can you get breakfast in bed?
怎样在床上吃早餐？

What's it that has two heads, six feet, one tail and four ears?
什么东西有两个脑袋，6条腿，1条尾巴和4只耳朵？