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A speaker was giving a speech on the difference between man and woman. He said, “Man is like the thumb, and woman is like the little finger…”
一位演讲者正在做男女有别的演讲。他说：“男人像大拇指，女人像小拇指⋯⋯”

理查德不太聪明，所以好多人都拿他开心。在一个漆黑的夜晚，男孩们让他顺着手电筒的光柱往上爬。

The pedestrian called out, “Where are you now?” He meant to ask his friend’s address.
步行者大声问道：“你现在在哪里？”他是想问朋友的住址。

A: Mr. Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?
甲：布朗先生昨天去世了，你去参加他的葬礼吗？

“Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?”
“天呐，天下竟有这样丑的女人！”