英语笑话 | 是哪两个词?

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A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her grand-daughter.
一个非常和蔼的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。

“My dear,” said the old lady, “I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’. Would you promise me that?”
“我亲爱的,”老夫人说:“我希望你能帮我一个忙。 我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘糟透的’,另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗?”

“Why, sure, Granny,” said the girl. “What are the two words?”
“噢,当然,奶奶。”女孩说:“是哪两个词?’