英语笑话 | 使奶奶高兴

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A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

“Now, children ," said she, “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?”
“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”

“Please, teacher ," said a small boy, “I've made someone glad yesterday.”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。

“Well done. Who was that?”
“做得好。是谁呢?”

“My granny.”
“我奶奶。”

“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmotherglad.”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

“Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad!’”
“是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’”