英语笑话 | 上次我打开一个保险箱,得了25000 美元

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When a mine operator found that his office safe had jammed, he called the nearby state prison and asked whether any of the inmates might know how to open it.
一名矿主发现办公室的保险箱卡住了,就给附近的监狱打去电话,问里边的犯人是否知道怎样打开保险箱。

Soon, a convict and a prison guard showed up at the office. The inmate spun the dials, listened intently and calmly opened the safe door.
过了没多久,一名囚犯和一位监狱看守就来到了他的办公室。那个犯人扭动号码,仔细听了听,然后平静地打开了保险箱门。

“I’m much obliged,” said the mine operator. “How much do you figure I owe you?”
“非常感谢,”那个矿主说,“你想我应该付给你多少钱?”

“Well,” said the prisoner, “ the last time I opened a safe I got $25 000.”
“噢,”那个囚犯说,“上次我打开一个保险箱,得了25000 美元。”