英语笑话 | 亲爱的,我什么时候种土豆呢?

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The inmate was aware that all prison mail passes through censors.
那个囚犯认识到监狱的所有邮件都要经过狱卒的手。

When he got a letter from his wife asking about the family garden—“Honey, when do I plant potatoes?”—he wrote back, “Do not, under any circumstances, dig up our old garden spot. That’s where I buried all my guns.”
他收到妻子的信问家里的菜园时说:“亲爱的,我什么时候种土豆呢?”他回信说:“在任何情况下,都不要翻我们家老菜园那个地方。我把所有的枪都藏在了那里。”

Within days his wife wrote back, “Six investigators came to the house. They dug up every square inch of the back yard.”
没过几天,他的妻子回信说:“六名调查人员来到了我们家。他们把后院的每一寸地方都翻了个底朝天。”

By return mail she got his answer: “Now is the time to plant potatoes.”
她收到丈夫的回信,信中说:“现在可以种土豆了。”