英语笑话 | 你给你的小儿子称体重了吗？

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
母亲：我给我的小儿子要了两磅李子，而你给了他一磅半。

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?
店主：夫人，我的磅秤没问题。你给你的小儿子称体重了吗？