英语笑话 | 有两颗心在我心里跳动

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士:手术后你感觉怎么样?

Patient: Quite alright. Only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人:很好。只是我能感觉到有两颗心在我心里跳动。

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you were looking for his watch everywhere just now.
护士:怪不得刚才给你做手术的医生在到处找他的手表呢。