Q

Why is it that every man’s trousers are too short?
为什么所有男人的裤子都短呢？

A

Because his legs always stick out two feet.
因为男人的脚总是在裤子外边，所以所有的裤子都短啊。

点睛一笔

stick out的意思是“突出，醒目”。答案“Because his legs always stick out two feet.”显然是戏言，如果裤子把脚也盖上了，那人多容易摔跟头啊！