英语笑话 | 请说出两个代词
Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
教授：请说出两个代词。
文摘
伊索寓言 | The Stag the Sheep and the Wolf
Two blacks do not make a white.
短篇小说 | Post-mortem Poetry
In Philadelphia they have a custom which it would be pleasant to see adopted throughout the land. It is that of appending to published death-notices a little verse or two of comforting poetry.
英语笑话 | 有两颗心在我心里跳动
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎么样？
伊索寓言 | The Stag and the Lion
Out of the frying-pan, into the fire.
英语演讲 | Woodrow Wilson: Final Address in Support of the League of Nations
It is with a great deal of genuine pleasure that I find myself in Pueblo, and I feel it a compliment in this beautiful hall.
短篇小说 | Portrait of King William III
I never can look at those periodical portraits in THE GALAXY magazine without feeling a wild, tempestuous ambition to be an artist.
纽约时报文摘 | 长寿的七大秘诀
长寿的七大秘诀
The 7 Keys to Longevity
英语笑话 | 我碰巧在外套里面
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
邻居：昨晚我听到你家门前有很大的噪音。 你怎么了？
英语脑筋急转弯：什么桌子没有腿？
What table has no leg？
什么桌子没有腿？
伊索寓言 | The Stag and His Reflection
We often make much of the ornamental and despise the useful.
英语演讲 | Anita Hill: Opening Statement to the Senate Judiciary Committee
But when I was asked by a representative of this committee to report my experience, I felt that I had to tell the truth. I could not keep silent.
