短篇小说 | A Burlesque Biography
Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand and herewith tender my history.
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英语笑话 | 她被汽车撞了一下
我和妹妹在势不两立地玩着玩具汽车，突然爆发了一场冲突。
伊索寓言 | The Cat the Cock and the Young Mouse
Do not trust alone to outward appearances.
英语演讲 | Ronald Reagan: The Space Shuttle "Challenger" Tragedy Address
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd planned to speak to you tonight to report on the state of the Union, but the events of earlier today have led me to change those plans.
短篇小说 | About Smells
In a recent issue of the "Independent," the Rev. T. De Witt Talmage, of Brooklyn, has the following utterance on the subject of "Smells":
英语笑话 | 你从来没跟我说过你弟弟也叫杰里米
上大学时，我开始跟一个和父母亲住在家里的女孩约会。
伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Old Rat
The wise do not let themselves be tricked a second time.
英语演讲 | Malcolm X: The Ballot or the Bullet
《选票还是子弹》（The Ballot or the Bullet）是美国黑人民权运动领导人物之一马尔科姆·艾克斯（Malcolm X）于1964年4月3日在种族平等委员会克利夫兰市举行研讨会上发表的著名演讲。
短篇小说 | About Play-Acting
I have a project to suggest. But first I will write a chapter of introduction.
英语笑话 | 这是他心灵的钥匙
在公共汽车上和一个女人闲聊时，我碰巧注意到她的脖子上的链子上挂了一把钥匙。
伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Fox
Common sense is always worth more than cunning.
短篇小说 | About Magnanimous-Incident Literature
All my life, from boyhood up, I have had the habit of reading a certain set of anecdotes, written in the quaint vein of The World's ingenious Fabulist, for the lesson they taught me and the pleasure they gave me.
