英文诗歌 | Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard 乡村墓园挽歌（中英对照）
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.
光辉的道路终将导致坟墓。
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英语笑话 | 现在我去哪里找为我执笔的人呢
My brother Mike turned to my brother Doug and said, “You should enter!”
哥哥迈克转向弟弟多格说：“你应该参赛！”
英文诗歌 | Ode on a Grecian Urn 希腊古瓮颂（中英对照）
She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
她不会老，虽然你不能如愿以偿，
For ever wilt thou love, and she be fair!
你将永远爱下去，她也永远秀丽！
英语笑话 | 你这照相机是怎样用的呀？
One day my friend Steve and I were exploring the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
有一天，我和朋友斯蒂夫到美丽的落基山探险。
英文诗歌 | Kubla Khan 忽必烈汗（中英对照）
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
因为他一直吃着蜜样甘露，
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
一直饮着天堂的琼浆仙乳。
英语笑话 | 那我就当七年级老师
I asked her what sort of work she was planning to do in order to afford such a car.
我问她打算做什么工作来买这种车。
英文诗歌 | After Apple-Picking 摘苹果后（中英对照）
My long two-pointed ladder's sticking through a tree
长梯穿过树顶，竖起两个尖端
英语笑话 | 否则他们会说是我们画的
Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
两个小男孩正在一家美术店里看一张抽象画。
英文诗歌 | Death Be Not Proud 死神，你莫骄傲（中英对照）
Death be not proud, though some have called thee
死神，你莫骄傲，尽管有人说你
Mighty and dreadful, for, thou art not so,
如何强大，如何可怕，你并不是这样；
英语笑话 | 把他们的名字列出来
A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to Pearly Gates.
一名教师、一个小偷和一名律师都死了，他们一块到了天国门口。
