
英语笑话 | 我得告诉他战争已经结束了吗?
“That wasn’t very nice,” the priest said, “but
you put yourself at risk.”
“这样做,不是很好,”牧师说,“但你让自己冒了生命危险。”
“That wasn’t very nice,” the priest said, “but
you put yourself at risk.”
“这样做,不是很好,”牧师说,“但你让自己冒了生命危险。”
我母亲死的时候,我还小,
我父亲把我卖给了别人,
我当时还不大喊得清“扫呀,扫呀,”
就这样白天扫你们的烟囱,晚上在烟灰里睡觉。
During an exhibit at a museum, a modern artist was explaining his work.
在一家博物馆的一次展览中,一名现代派画家正在解释他的作品。
“What’s the usual tip?” the man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza.
“通常的小费是多少?”一名大学生给他送来比萨饼时,那个人大声吼道。
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
啊,船长!我的船长!我们完成了可怕的远航,
At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一次世界一流剑手比赛中,第三名击剑手上了擂台。
I'm nobody!Who are you?
我是无名之辈,你是谁?
Are younobody, too?
你也是无名之辈?
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.
一名美国人、一名苏格兰人和一名加拿大人在一次车祸中死了。
O Solitude! if I must with thee dwell,
哦,孤独!假若我和你必需同住,
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist.
一名公路巡警拦住一个超速行驶的摩托车手。
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