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Teacher: Which is farther away—Australia or the moon?
教师：澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远些？

“A beautiful woman appeared in the doorway of my hotel room and said, Oh, no, I’ve got the wrong room,’” Henry Youngman relates.
“一个美女出现在我旅馆房间的门口说：‘噢，不是，我走错了房间。’”亨利叙述说。

A college football coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn’t pass the school’s entrance exam.
一名大学足球教练曾招收了一个超级天才，但那个运动员却无法通过学校的入学考试。

Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”
推销员掩饰住自己的惊奇，向那个男孩问道：“你妈妈在家吗？”

A dog walked into the Dodge City saloon and ordered a beer.
一条狗走进道奇城沙龙，点了一瓶啤酒。

“你患了非常罕见的、极其严重的传染病，”医生对病人说，“我们打算把你送到一间隔离病房，你在那里要以煎饼和比萨饼为食。”

“You know, Mitch, whenever the wife and I get into an argument, she gets historical.”
“你知道，米奇，无论我和妻子何时发生争吵，她都能 historical （历史的）。”

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
一对正在公园里散步的夫妇看到一对年轻男女坐在长椅上激情狂吻。

A novice lion tamer was being interviewed.
一个新来的驯狮手正在接受采访。

A tough Marine sergeant got word that the grandfather of one of his men had died.
一个粗鲁的陆战队中士接到命令说他的一名士兵的祖父去世了。