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Why does an elephant never forget?
为什么大象从来不健忘？

How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
怎样使一个鸡蛋从3英尺高的地方摔下来而不摔坏？

A man fell off a plane, but he didn’t die. Why?
一个人从飞机上摔下来却没有死。这是为什么？

Why are grandpa’s false teeth like stars？
为什么说爷爷的假牙像星星？

When does a student’s brain stop working in class？
学生在课堂上大脑什么时候停止工作？

Why's giving up smoking such an easy thing for a chain-smoker?
为什么对于烟瘾君子来说戒烟易如反掌？

Why is doing nothing tiring?
为什么无所事事也累？

What would you like, 1/2 0f an orange or 6/12 0f an orange?
1/2个橘子和6/12个橘子，你要哪一份？

Why did the ex-chauffeur lie under the mule?
从前做过私人司机的那个人干吗躺在骡子下面？

Why does Jim wish he had enough money to buy an elephant?
吉姆为何希望有足够的钱买一头大象？

Why don't boys need to watch out for worms when they're eating apples?
男孩子吃苹果时为什么不用当心苹果里的虫？

What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon?
把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？