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What did one penny say to the other？
一便士对另一个便士说什么？

What do vampires do at midnight？
吸血鬼在午夜会做什么？

Why is a father with nine daughters richer than a millionaire?
为什么一个有9个女儿的父亲比百万富翁还富有？

Which has more legs, a cow or no cow？
一头牛和没有牛，谁的腿多？

Why shouldn’t you cry if a cow slips on the ice？
如果牛滑倒在冰上，为什么不能伤心难过？

What is the surest way to double your money？
有什么办法可以使钱翻倍？

Where can you alwaysfind money？
在哪儿你总能找到钱？

What is the most difficult key to turn？
什么钥匙最难转动？

What can children do that adults can’t？
什么事情只有孩子才能做而成人做不到呢？

How does a ghost open his gate？
鬼魂如何开门？

Have you heard of the joke about the knife？
你听过关于刀的笑话吗？

For which birthday do candles burn longest on a cake？
在哪个生日宴会上生日蛋糕上的蜡烛燃烧的时间最长？