英文之旅

A doctor and a salesman fell in love with the same girl. The salesman had to leave for a week on business and so he gave the girl seven apples. Why？
一个医生和一个推销员同时爱上了一个姑娘，推销员得出差一个星期，因此他送给姑娘七个苹果。为什么？

The rich want it. The poor have it. If you eat it, you will die. What is it？
富人求它，穷人有它。若你吃它，死期将至。它是什么？

How do you get in touch with a fish？
你如何与鱼联系？

Why is a math book sad？
数学书为什么伤心？

What ship has two mates but no captain？
什么船上有两个助手却没有船长？

From what number can one take half and leave nothing？
什么数字拿去一半之后就什么都没有了？

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor？
一个钟表商和一个狱卒有什么区别？

What color is a guitar string？
吉他的弦是什么颜色的？

What is more fantastic than a talking dog？
有什么比会说话的狗更神奇？

What do you call a deer with no eyes？
你管一只没有眼睛的鹿叫什么？

Which “bus” could cross the ocean？
哪辆公交车能够横穿海洋？

Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick？
你知道马生病后人会把马送到哪儿吗？