英语笑话大全

岳母冲进产房去了解女儿的情况。当她走进候诊室时，就看到了她的女婿。她不知道的是，他正在用iPod听板球比赛。

Sarah watches as her mother tries on an expensive fur coat in a high-end department store.
莎拉看着她的母亲在一家高档百货公司试穿一件昂贵的皮草大衣。

A family takes a trip to Disney World.
一家人去迪斯尼世界旅游。

A mother traveled across the country to watch her only son get married and graduate from the air force on the exact same day.
一位母亲穿越整个国家去看她的独生子在同一天结婚和从空军毕业。

The Odd Thing About Parenting
为人父母的奇怪之处

Teacher: When was Rome built?
老师：罗马是什么时候建的。

Mel’s son rushed in the door after school shouting, “Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school Christmas play!”
梅尔的儿子放学回家兴冲冲地跑进门里大声说道：“爸爸！爸爸！我在学校的圣诞剧里扮演了一个角色。”