英语笑话大全

On a beautiful October day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgian mountains.
一个美丽的十月天，我和丈夫驱车穿过乔治亚山。

One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife
answered the phone.
有一天夜里，我在开市参议会时，我妻子接到了一个电话。

Later we dressed for dinner and went down to the motel restaurant.
随后，我们穿上衣服，下到汽车旅馆的餐厅准备吃饭。

The gentleman insisted on giving me a ten-dollar reward for my honesty.
那位老先生执意要送给我10美元作为对我诚实行为的酬谢。

We didn’t think we’d be able to pick out Peggy.
我们想，这下可无法认出我们的佩奇了。

The philosophy final had many blank pages for the answer to one question: What is courage?
哲学期末考试中发了好多空白纸，只让回答一个问题：“什么是勇气？”

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
老师：1809年发生了什么大事？

期末考试那天，我们听说书店改变政策，要回收我们的企业管理课本。

在一家玩具店，我和丈夫听到一位母亲和她的小女儿在谈论洋娃娃。

我们的狗不喜欢洗澡，甚至一听到“洗澡”就会立马逃走。