英语笑话大全

Mrs. Thurston stormed into the A1 Laundry and demanded to see the owner.
瑟斯顿夫人冲进A1（一流）洗衣店并要求见店主。

A teacher was describing the Statue of Liberty to her second-graders.
一位老师正在向她的二年级学生描述自由女神像。

“What’s the shape of the earth?”asked the teacher of Johnny.
“地球是什么形状的？”约翰尼的老师问。

A young blonde, on vacation, wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high prices.
一位年轻的金发女郎在度假时想要一双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋，但又不愿意支付高价。

Dentist: Try to relax—I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.
牙医：尽量放松——五分钟后我会拔掉你疼痛的牙齿。

Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young woman wraps herself in towel and tells her husband it’s his turn to use the shower.
一天早上，一位美丽的年轻女子从淋浴间出来，用毛巾裹住自己，告诉丈夫现在轮到他洗澡了。

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped and returned to the gate.
飞机沿着停机坪滑行，突然停下来，返回登机口。

Two police officers found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the police station.
两名警察在街上发现了三枚手榴弹，决定将其带到警察局。

一位女士致电我所在的小型包裹承运公司，询问从新泽西州到加利福尼亚州的隔夜快递服务。

During high school, my friend Sue was dating her steady boyfriend.
中学期间，我的朋友苏就开始约会男友。