英语笑话 | 什么是青春期?

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One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, “Mommy, what's puberty?”
一天晚上,在准备晚饭的时候,我们十岁的女儿问:“妈妈,什么是青春期?”

My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.
我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎,所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词,然后她们可以再讨论它。

A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.
几分钟以后,佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。

"Puberty means," announced Peggy, “the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."
“青春期的意思是,”佩吉郑重地说:“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。”

"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.
“你怎么想呢?”我妻子问。

"I'm not sure," Peggy replied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear."
“我不知道,”佩吉回答。“我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。”