英语笑话 | 去莫斯科干掉叶利钦

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A Russian, tired of lining up outside a vodka store, said, “ That’s the limit. Eight hours’ wait for a small vodka. I’m going to Moscow to finish off Yeltsin.”
一个俄国人在一家卖伏特加的商店外厌倦了排队,他说:“我受够了。等8 小时买一小瓶伏特加。我要去莫斯科干掉叶利钦。”

He left for Moscow but was soon back again.
他离开后到莫斯科去了,但他马上又回来了。

Asked why, he said,“ The line for that is even longer.”
人问他为什么,他说:“那里排的队比这还长。”