英语笑话 | 我们会说我们只找到了两个

Two police officers found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the police station.
两名警察在街上发现了三枚手榴弹,决定将其带到警察局。

“What if one of them exploded?” asked the younger officer.
“如果其中一个爆炸了怎么办?”年轻一些的警察问道。

“It doesn’t matter,” reassured the other. “We’ll say we only found two.”
“没关系。”另一个安慰道, “我们会说我们只找到了两个。”