英文之旅

What’s the most contradictory sign in a library？
图书馆里最自相矛盾的标牌是什么？

What vegetable do people have if they want privacy？
人们在需要旁人避开时总是选什么蔬菜？

When is a horse the heaviest？
什么时候马最重？

When does a doctor get angry？
医生什么时候会生气？

What has many tails but no head？
什么东西有许多尾巴，却没有脑袋？

What is black and white and red all over？
什么东西全身黑、白、红相间？

What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble?
刚刚修过胡须的男人像什么？

What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds？
云中之王对芸芸众生说什么？

What is a sleeping child？
睡觉的孩子是干什么的？

As a large horse is getting on in age,why should he alwaysstay in cold and wet？
当一匹马日渐衰老，为什么总待在又湿又冷的地方？

Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes？
年轻人为什么都不愿和福琼家的小姐约会？

Which state in the United States is round at both ends andhigh in the middle？
美国哪个州两头圆，中间高？