英语笑话大全

My daughter enlisted in the army after one year of college.
我女儿上了一年大学后报名参军。

Sheldon: I understand that you have been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think it’s helped you?
谢尔登：我听说你已经去看过精神病医生，你觉得对你有帮助吗？

When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur’s hat and settled into the back now.
当他们到达礼堂时，科学家戴上司机的帽子，坐到了后排。

由于开车闯红灯而上了法庭，我对法官说，我是一名小学老师，我的案件需要马上审理，这样我就可以回去上课了。

“You’d better marry Bertie Brown,” advised the fond father.
“你最好跟伯蒂· 布朗结婚。”慈爱的父亲劝道。

“That wasn’t very nice,” the priest said, “but
you put yourself at risk.”
“这样做，不是很好，”牧师说，“但你让自己冒了生命危险。”

During an exhibit at a museum, a modern artist was explaining his work.
在一家博物馆的一次展览中，一名现代派画家正在解释他的作品。

“What’s the usual tip?” the man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza.
“通常的小费是多少？”一名大学生给他送来比萨饼时，那个人大声吼道。

At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一次世界一流剑手比赛中，第三名击剑手上了擂台。

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.
一名美国人、一名苏格兰人和一名加拿大人在一次车祸中死了。