英语笑话大全

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist.
一名公路巡警拦住一个超速行驶的摩托车手。

A man bought a grandfather clock from an antique shop.
一个男人从一家古玩店买了一只旧挂钟。

“The paper boy is downstairs to collect for last month,” she replied wearily.
“报童在楼下收上个月的费用。”她疲倦地说。

“What kind of position are you seeking?” asked the manager.
“你想要什么样的职位？”经理问道。

Q: What does a mobster buried in cement soon become?
问：一个暴徒被埋在水泥里马上会变成什么？

Salesman: Little boy, is your mother at home?
推销员：小家伙，你妈妈在家吗？

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.”
一个到墓地拜谒的人看到一块墓碑上写着：“这里躺着的是约翰·凯里，一个律师和一个诚实的人。”

Few people know that George Washington was actually a Texan.
没有几个人知道乔治·华盛顿实际上是得克萨斯州人。

Q: What’s the definition of a bachelor pad?
问：单身汉的定义是什么？

A small town’s only barber was known for his arrogant, negative attitude.
一座小镇惟一的理发师以傲慢消极的态度而出名。